With the economy worsening and layoffs hitting more and more tech firms, IT
news can be a bit depressing these days.
One of the most tried-and-trusted methods for beating the blues has always
been to curl up with a good movie or two and get whisked away into another
world.
Unfortunately for those in the tech world, Hollywood's portrayal of geeks has
always been spotty at best. The unrealistic and implausible depictions can set a
tech-happy viewer off on an irritated, complaining rant faster than it takes the
glasses-clad movie geek to 'hack the mainframe'.
So, if you do look to Hollywood to kick your recession blues this fall,
here's a short list compiled by vnunet.com of movies for the
easily-annoyed geek to steer clear of (or not, if you want a good laugh). If you
want to add any of your own feel free to use the comments section below.
Johnny Mnemonic
Shaun Nichols: Great story in book form, awful movie. With all due respect to
William Gibson, the continuation of Moore's ‘Law’ has made the line "I can store
320 gigabytes in my brain" a bit of a joke. (Gibson himself as much as admitted
this; his latest novel has replaced brain-couriers with speedy iPod-toting
teens.)
But that's not even the worst part. The fundamental underlying flaw which
completely ruins the film version of Johnny Mnemomic for me is this: even in a
futuristic high-tech ultra-capitalistic cyberpunk wasteland, who the hell is
going to entrust any sort of important data to the brain of Keanu Reeves?
Iain Thomson: Couldn’t agree more on this one. There was some good use of
technology, the passports spring to mind, but the way this film has dated has
made it a stinker. And, as we’ll see below, Keanu Reeves is going to make
regular appearances in this list.
Demolition Man
Shaun
Nichols: This early-90s Sly Stallone shoot 'em up portrays a high-tech future in
which a steady grid of ever-present consoles and kiosks ensure a squeaky-clean
society in which everyone is happy, friendly and polite. Sort of like a
Teletubby portrayal of Orwell's 1984.
The problem with this plot is that it assumes technology will make people
more peaceful, polite and accommodating. Anyone who has ever spent more than
five minutes on a message board, chat forum or YouTube knows that this is most
definitely not the case.
Plus, I have little faith in any future in which Wesley Snipes has to dress
like a five year-old.
Iain Thomson: You forgot that anyone who can hack a public internet terminal
in seconds could bring out a lot more havoc than Snipes manages to. Add into
that the apparent attraction of telepathic sex and it's thumbs down from me.
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